Ninjas are why racists think that Asians are a very sneaky people. Ninjas are a very sneaky people.

Music - "The Power of Yawning" by Enon

Image - From what I can only assume was a Japanese soy-based orange juice product

We're funnier than the guys on Car Talk, and hopefully by the end of this episode we'll know more about cars than the guys from Car Talk. We're not creepy like the guys from Car Talk.

Music - "Hit by Car" by Les Savy Fav

Oh my god! We've never seen The Godfather! Yes, that's awful, we know! We're fixing it! Are you happy now?

Music: "Summertime Clothes" by Animal Collective

The only things we know about stem cells are that they are equal parts beneficial and controversial. Why are they so great? What's all the fuss about? We're not sure we cut to the quick of either of these important questions.

Music: "Boyscout'n" by Menomena

Image: Proffered from the Associated Press? Maybe?

Buy high, sell low? We'll sort that out this week as we take Wall Street by the horns. Or the paws? Maybe the ears?

Music: "Meet Me in the Dollar Bin " by Les Savy Fav

Welcome to season two! We're hoping to begin on a high note and present the second of our ancient-warrior subseries thing that we don't really have a name for. Samurais are great, and in this episode we will prove it.

Music: "Jawbreaker" by the pillows from their album Happy Bivouac

Image by Mike Kline

After a month-long furlough, we have risen like a phoenix from the ashes as we finally begin our second season! There will be a couple of changes this time through, most notably with the schedule. For a number of reasons (including new projects we hope to tell you about soon) we've decided to go with a bi-weekly format from here on. We know this means less episodes for you to enjoy, but we're banking on quality over quantity. We also will be mixing up the topics and show format from time to time, so don't be surprised if we come out with something new, different and unexpected at some point in the near future. We're still new to this game, but we think we're getting better at it. We're going to continue getting better at it, and we appreciate everybody who's listened up to this point. As long as you continue listening, we'll continue to do everything in our power to bring you a better show every two weeks. So please continue listening, please tell all your friends, and please enjoy season two of the don't-know-it-alls.

Please, join us as we close out our first season of demonstrating how little we know about everything. Voodoo: the season finale! Catch it!

Music: "Magic Spells" by Crystal Castles

Image by Vincent Ma

We did a whole episode about acupuncture because who doesn't like sticking themselves all over with needles?

Music: "Damaged Goods" by Gang of Four from their album Entertainment!

Image: "Acupuncture Barbie" by flickr user Migraine Chick